SOUTH BEACH LQQKS (à South Beach | Miami Beach, FL.)

2 bros making their way downtown

$, ¥ emojis amplifiées (sans filtre)

€ & £ emojis magnified (no filter)

Fried shrimp emoji, magnified (no filter)

Stupid little poem by Barbara Barg from “The Origin of the Species” that’s been stick in my head since 1995.

I am very excited to share my new ab implants with the world. Best $20k I’ve ever spent!

(Source: amoying)

theworstroom:

Room with Free Internet. Brooklyn, NY. $550.00

blameaspartame:

me and a corpse

(Source: indianbiatch)

HAPPY TUESDAY, FRIENDS

Can I get a sad trombone noise over here

Two cake pops that were simply too retarded to pass up