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FINALLY! A Tumblr devoted to gay porn stars being molested by your favorite cartoon characters!
Joey’s post-bite guilty look thou …
What if “Scandal”’s Olivia Pope took on Chris Christie as a client? A humorous look inside the fictional political fixer’s plan: http://nyr.kr/1aDeqwB
“I need everything you’ve got on Bridget Anne Kelly. Parking tickets. Does she use family events as free child care? Does she ever ‘reply all’ to e-mails? Has she cut off her own ear and sent it to her father so he would think that she had been kidnapped?”
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Unrelated: when was the last time you saw your own dick, Gov. Christie?