"FAMILY CIRCUS" IS GREAT. AND KUDOS TO BILL KEANE FOR THINKING OF SO MANY HILARIOUS FAMILY FOIBLES OVER THE YEARS. BUT IF THAT WAS MY FAMILY, MAN, I WOULD GO ON A MURDER-SPREE STARTING WITH PJ. THEN BILLY. THEN DOLLY. THEN JEFFY.

NO WAIT, I LIKE JEFFY. BUT, LIKE, THEIR DOG IS NAMED "BARFY". C'MON.