YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY SCARY? IF WHEN YOU DIED YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO HELL. LIKE FIRE-AND-BRIMSTONE-STYLE, CATHOLIC HELL FOR ETERNITY. LIKE FOR JERKING OFF ONCE OR EATING FISH ON FRIDAY OR WHATEVER. THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND. JUST TO BE SAFE YOU SHOULD SAY A PRAYER TO THE MAN ABOVE. YOU SHOULD THANK HIM FOR EVERYTHING YOU KNOW. YOU SHOULD THANK HIM FOR EVERY BREATH YOU BLOW.