ROCCO RODRIGUEZ CHECKED INTO "CELEBRITY REHAB" TONIGHT BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN "EXPERIMENTING" WITH COCAINE (AN 8-BALL A DAY). AND OF COURSE EARLIER THIS YEAR, OBAMA "ADMITTED" TO COCAINE "EXPERIMENTATION" WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER.

EXPERIMENTATION, IF MEMORY SERVES, ENTAILS CREATING A HYPOTHESIS, GETTING A BUNCH OF TEST TUBES AND WEARING A LAB COAT. SO DOES THIS MEAN THEY WERE MAKING IT OR SOMETHING?

I PERSONALLY DON'T NEED ANY OF THESE THINGS WHEN I'M ENJOYING THE WHITE LADY.