I'm fucking Matt Damon (link ... kill me now)

I AM MY MOTHER'S ONLY ONE

WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT HOW MUCH COAL YOU HAVE?

WHO GIVES THE FUCK ABOUT AN OXFORD COMMA

FASTER HAMMERS

I'M LOSING ALL MY PATIENCE I JUST CAME HERE TO BOUNCE.

DOES ANYONE / STILL WEAR / A HAT?

DID YOU GET THE DISCONNECTION NOTICE? MINE CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY.

HOW THEY GROW TOMATOES IN A CAN

TESS HE SAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW THEY GROW TOMATOES IN A CAN

HOW THE GROW TOMATOES IN A CAN

HOW THE GROW TOMATOES IN A CAN

EVERY DAY
YOU MUST SAY,
"SO HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT MY LIFE?"

FROM

I WAS MEANT FOR THE STAGE



FROM

Ken Liiiiiiiiii

BEING THE KING WAS PRETTY COOL



FROM

AM I A BOY OR AM I JUST RED MEAT AND BONES?



FROM

BEING THE KING WAS PRETTY COOL



FROM

IS THAT A FUCKING QUESTION?


FROM: "THE BANANA QUESTION", ROYAL TRUX

BEING THE KING WAS PRETTY COOL



FROM

BEING THE KING WAS PRETTY COOL



FROM

WHAT A DRAG IT IS TO GET OLD.


FROM

Juicy Juicy Juice.

CAMBELL'S TOMATO SOUP:
POSSIBILITIES.

FROM

LOVER LIFT ME UP

FROM

I KNOW NEW YORK
I NEED NEW YORK
I KNOW
I NEED
UNIQUE
NEW YORK

FROM

I ONLY WANT THE TIME
TO DO ONE THING THAT I LIKE
I WANT TO GET SO STONED
AND TAKE A WALK OUT IN THE LIGHT DRIZZLE
AT THE END OF THE DAY
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE WATCHIIING
AT THE ENNND OF THE DAYYY
WHEN THERE'S NOOO ONNNE WAAATCHIIING

FROM

ENTERING WHITE CECILIA.
ENTERING WHITE CECILIA.
WHAT'S EATING YOU TO-NITE?
(WHO CARES!)

FROM

THE OTHER SIDE OF TAKEOUT IS MILDEW ON RICE
AND AN OBSESSION WITH THE PAST IS LIKE A KIIID FLYIIING
JUST A FEW THINGS ARE RELATED TO THE OOOLD TIIIMES
WHEN WE DID BELIEVE IN MAGIC AND WE DIIIDN'T DIIIE

FROM

FROM SOMEWHERE, ENCINO
DUES EX MACHINA
GOOD MORNING, CHRISTINA.

FROM

IT'S IN THE NEON BIBLE. NEON BIBLE.

FROM

A NEW EMPIRE IN RAGS
THE TRUTH IN ONE FREE AFTERNOON.
A NEW EMPIRE IN RAGS
THE TRUTH IN ONE FREE AFTERNOON.
A NEW EMPIRE IN RAGS
THE TRUTH IN ONE FREE AFTERNOON.
A NEW EMPIRE IN RAGS
THE TRUTH IN ONE FREE AFTERNOON.

FROM

ENTERING WHITE CECILIA.
ENTERING WHITE CECILIA.
WHAT'S EATING YOU TO-NITE?
(WHO CARES!)

FROM

KILLING TIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO, WHY?
BECAUSE IT ISN'T MINE, REMEMBER?

KILLING TIME BECAUSE IT WASN'T MINE.

FROM

UNDER YOUR WHEELS, THE HOPE OF SPRING
MIRAGE OF LOSS, A FEW MORE THINGS
YOU LEFT YOUR SORROW DANGLING
IT HANGS IN THE AIR LIKE A SCHOOL ... CHEER

FROM

WHO SUCKED OUT THE FEELING

FROM

WE-E-E-E-E
KNOW THE ANSWERS

WE-E-E-E-E
FILL US IN

I-I-I-I-I
DO NOT DIMINISH

START TO FINISH FRONT TO END

EVERYWHERE WITH HELICOPTER

FROM

I'VE GOT THE 21ST CENTURY BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.
FROM

MY TONGUE THAT MOVES SLOW
A MINUTE BEFORE THE EVIL STREET
BREATH WOMAN CAPTURES A GHOST
BLURRING SWEAT HEADS EAT NOODLESTUFF

FROM

I'VE GOT A BUSTED BREAST
AND A JIGGLY THIGH
A RUMPLED ROAST
AND A RAGGED EYE
A FLOPPY NECK
AND TWO FAT FEET.

FROM

YOU'RE NOT YOUR OWN EXECUTIONER, NO.
YOU'RE NOT YOUR OWN EXECUTIONER, NO.
EVEN THOUGH THEY TELL YOU.
THEY TELL YOU THEY TELL YOU SO.

FROM

THERE'S A PILL AND YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE IT

FROM

EVEN MOLLUSKS HAVE WEDDINGS
FROM