If I send you naked photos of me will you tell me your honest opinion about how much I should be in porn?
Asked by heimaey

Hey Sexy,

No need to send nudes: A CUTIE PATOOTIE like you could work for practically any studio they wanted! To that end, I’ve reached out to some of my contacts in the porn industry on your behalf and set up auditions for you at the following three studios, which I think best cater to your “unique” look:

Warmly,

Jack

PS IF ANYONE ELSE WOULD LIKE YOUR VERY OWN PERSONAL PORN CONSULTATION, PLEASE DON’T HESITATE TO ASK!