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shamama:

The inside says: “Hot, Loaded, and Delivered to my doorstep!”

Fauxjob.com greatest hits

shamama:

The inside says: “Hot, Loaded, and Delivered to my doorstep!”

Fauxjob.com greatest hits

summerdiary:

PREVIEW: ”GOLDEN BOY” Kennedy Carter

Exclusive photographs & interview by Ryan Edward Scott

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furbyliving:

Lana Del Rey - Born To Die: The Paradise Edition

furbyliving:

Lana Del Rey - Born To Die: The Paradise Edition

One of my favorite BTS pics from I Want Your Love by Geof Teague.

One of my favorite BTS pics from I Want Your Love by Geof Teague.

Whooooo’s that girl? 

Whooooo’s that girl? 

(Source: hsgn)

Joey’s post-bite guilty look thou …

Joey’s post-bite guilty look thou …

"THE INCIDENT"

"THE INCIDENT"

newyorker:

What if “Scandal”’s Olivia Pope took on Chris Christie as a client? A humorous look inside the fictional political fixer’s plan: http://nyr.kr/1aDeqwB

“I need everything you’ve got on Bridget Anne Kelly. Parking tickets. Does she use family events as free child care? Does she ever ‘reply all’ to e-mails? Has she cut off her own ear and sent it to her father so he would think that she had been kidnapped?”

Photograph by Eric Thayer-Pool/Getty.

Unrelated: when was the last time you saw your own dick, Gov. Christie? 

newyorker:

What if “Scandal”’s Olivia Pope took on Chris Christie as a client? A humorous look inside the fictional political fixer’s plan: http://nyr.kr/1aDeqwB

“I need everything you’ve got on Bridget Anne Kelly. Parking tickets. Does she use family events as free child care? Does she ever ‘reply all’ to e-mails? Has she cut off her own ear and sent it to her father so he would think that she had been kidnapped?”

Photograph by Eric Thayer-Pool/Getty.

Unrelated: when was the last time you saw your own dick, Gov. Christie? 

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

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